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!!!CAUTION!!! don't say i didn't warn you...

the people and events depicted in these pictures are all true, the names have been changed to protect the innocent

like totally
Dude like.. whoa
D-Man opens a present
D-Man opens his present.
Angie Opens Her Present!
Angie opens a gift.. awwwww =)
Camera Bomb!
Fear me.
New Meaning to the Term Conversational Piece
Now this is a TRUE conversational peice
Temper Temper
bickering back and forth, heart warming =)
Foot of the Bed
If you look close enuff you can see my wife with a mullet!
This Thing is Actually On...
This could be priceless.. but you dont have the straw to it, so its crap
Giving Angie a Hard Time
My favorte pass time: Giving Angie a hard time
No Really I LIKE THEM
do i look enthused?
The Front Porch, Equipped with Icebox, and Rain-Trapping Equipment
An ice-chest, and 5-gallon buckets to catch rain water
The Trash Curtain That Hangs Over the Kitchen Table
Look at it go! what holds it up? no body knows!Among the MANY fascinating things hung on the curtain is a sign that says 'IM NOT A SLOB ...I'm Just Momentarily Disorganized', I'm not buying it for a second. Also that speaker looking thing by the cooler cup is an alarm he has wired some how to a motion detector on the front of the house, that it will go off if anything moves outside...
Do You Have To Be Able To Eat Off It For It To Officially Be Called A 'Kitchen Table'?
The kitchen table is under here some where, now where did i put that?
Like Father, Like Daughters :~)
say cheese!
Umm, What Are You Using Those Blue Jugs For?
hmm...
Whats Wrong Amanda...? Are you Scared?
more enthusiastic faces!
The Tribute To ZZ-Top's Sunglasses Song, OOOH YEAA!
(zztop signing in the back ground) Get my self some cheap sun glasses, DUHN DUHN DUHNNNN!WHERES NEILO? If you look close enough, I have been Immortalized in this modern day work of art! can you find me!?
The Camera Flash Ruins the Black Light Objects Effect =(
The
The Door is Open Run!
ESCAPE!!!!